You probably had to be there to believe it, but here goes.
Part-way through the day, in the middle of a meeting with 2 Branch Managers (one female, one male) I noticed a lump in my jeans, under my left knee. I checked the right knee – no lump there so wondered what on earth it could be. I decided it couldn’t be terminal as my lump seemed to move quite easily. After a couple of attempts to use a ruler, to prise whatever was up there, I managed to squeeze my fingers up my tight jeans and what do you think I found?
To my astonishment and those sitting next to me, I managed to pull out of my jeans (just like a rabbit out of a hat) a rather sad-looking shrivelled pair of black Calvin Klein undies (which I quickly identified as my own – Exhibit A). But how on earth did they get there?
We all laughed and I don’t know who was embarrassed more. I definitely saw the funny side (as did both Wendy and Brad) and am hoping they won’t look at me any differently when we next catch up. I guess there was only one question on everyone’s lips that will never be answered and I intend to leave it that way!